If you are a nicotine addict than you are definitely a mujahid! Here are the everyday struggles of a smoker’s life, especially if you are desi!
- Nothing is more essential than reuniting with your love in the morning
Yes we know you can’t function without at least one cigarette in the morning, So you make sure you are loaded enough till the next morning.
- No shit until that one hit!
It’s crazy how that Gold leaf has control over your digestive system as well. You know you can’t have the time of your life in bathroom until you smoke! No matter how bad the situation is, you just cant get it out of the system until that kash hits you! *life is hard*
- Aik garam chai ki piyali ho and cigarette jalane wali ho!
Yes we know how this has been your life goal! But just to give tasali, the perfect girl doesn’t exist but perfect combo does!
Tum, cigarette and aik cup chai=happily ever after.
Ultimately your life goes from real dull to real lit when chai and cigarette join hands!
Not to forget sometimes Dew/ Pepsi fills the gap too! 😉
- Kick start with the Pre and Post sessions!
Aik khane se pehle and aik khane k baad is lazim! Perhaps the only time you ever followed something religiously was this rule!
- Sudden Khuskay
The times, when suddenly something gets in you and you just have to smoke it out! No matter where or how packed you are, you just have to smoke before you completely loose it!
- If I could get a dollar for every lighter I lost I would’ve been millionaire
The life of being a PRO at loosing lighters!
- Judgmental eyes you have to encounter
Even today people judge you for your bad habits, even though nuksaan apka hi he because the nicotine effects your body but still the khandan makes it look like as if ap unkey phaipron se phugey marey hein.
You have to carry perfume, chewing gums usually soft mints to overcome the amazing khushboo and for not getting busted.
- You can always count on this little guy!
Even when you are at rock bottom, or real life crisis, koi ho na ho cigarette will always have your sath!
- Brotherhood is solid when someone helps you light a cigg!
It’s crazy how many friendships have started just by lighting a cigarette, hashtag real yaar found!
- Your existence is questionable if you are a smoker and you didn’t snapchat or Dp-ed it!
Besides the fact how every time you are bored you go for a smoke, there is this one thing every smoker has done at least once in their life. Every smoker’s life involves a phase where they have uploaded pictures of them trying to look hot with that Dunhill or Marlboro! *feel the cringe*
Anyway KASH LIFE IS THE LUSH LIFE!
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